The ultimate thrill ride?

Wassuppers?! Sundays are generally boring as fuck to me so I decided to take advantage of my free trial of the WWE Network and watch Wrestlemania. Of course, because I was looking forward to something it was only the most opportune time for life to annoy the fuck out of me. About a week ago,…

Happy New Year

If you’re reading this 2016 didn’t kill you. Congratulations! Don’t go overboard with the applause since it’s now 2017 and we have four years of you know who in office. Anyway, I just wanted to check in and say hi. I was hoping to bring in the new year inside somebody’s mama but looks like…

One week

I’ve been team Android since day one and proud of it. For the first time in eight years my daily phone isn’t a Google based phone. I’ve been rocking an iPhone for about a week and decided to jot down some of my thoughts on the adjustments, the good, the bad, and the what the…

Black

I’m confused about something. Does Thanksgiving still exist or is it just Black Friday Eve? Seems like Black Friday sales has been encroaching Thanksgiving for years now and I’m almost certain I heard more talk of Black Friday than Thanksgiving this year. I got caught up in the Black Friday hype this year but I…

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman!

Lately I’ve had somewhat of a sweet tooth. Yesterday I hit up the half off Halloween candy sale at Target and restocked my candy stash. Last year I didn’t find too much in terms of sales because it seems like they were stocking up the Christmas candy on November 1st. This year I had some…

Birthday and other stuff

What up doe? My birthday was Tuesday. Thanks to everyone who texted and hit me up on Facebook to wish me a happy birthday. I usually hate my birthday so much that in recent years I referred to it as suck day but this year and the previous couple of years haven’t been too bad….

Fuck it Friday! – #87 – Fuck the sun!

Time really flies. The last Fuck it Friday post was almost a year and half ago on February 20, 2015. I did my first Fuck it Friday post over six years ago on June 23, 2006 and 86 entries later here I am!  Well, since it’s been awhile let me start off with the general disclaimer…

The heat was on

Well hello there! Long time no hear from, huh? So what’s been up since I left you last? I started playing Pokemon Go. In some part because of playing it I’ve lost 13 pounds! Woohoo! If where I lived was more walkable and I had someone to play Pokemon Go with I probably would have…

Brain nuggets

New pet peeve: People who play videos on their phones at full volume. I’m talking about when you’re watching tv and someone just decides to blast a six minute YouTube video like fuck what you’re watching Freaky! Also when you’re in the car listening to the radio and someone just needs to listen to the…

04/14/16

Mood:  Still hornier than a unicorn in heat. I really need to rebuild #TeamFreaky stat!